The Crack of Dawn #794

10/1/2025

9/30/2025

Newsletter #794

The Crack of Dawn

Jeffery Epstein’s copy of Trump: The Art of the Comeback

My Best Friend Jeffery

I’ll tell you the story

So you know what I mean

This is the sordid tale of

Me and Jeffery Epstein

I really liked Jeffery a lot

He was my best friend in the world

We had a lot in common

Like screwing underage girls

Jeffery dearly loved money

Almost as much as I do

Jeffery was surprisingly generous

Particularly for a Jew

Me and Jeff started a business

Way back when

Selling underage girls

To rich horny men

I’d hire the girls

At the spa at my club

I’d have them strip naked

And get in the tub

Then I’d invite over

Jeff and Ghislaine

If the girls were pretty enough

They offered them money and fame

This scam worked great

For quite a few years

Right up to the time

I screwed Jeff on a real estate deal

Jeff found beachfront property

In West Palm for a steal

Then behind his back

I stole the whole deal

He should have known better

Then to show me his dealings

Jeff dumped me as a friend

And really hurt my feelings

I had to get revenge

I just couldn’t fight it

So I ratted on Jeff

And got him indicted

I’ll never forget

How good it made me feel

Then Jeffery paid off the D.A.

And got a sweetheart deal

Thankfully Jeff forgave me

We returned to making loot

Tricking underaged girls

Into becoming prostitutes

This coulda gone on forever

But again Jeff got caught

And the next D.A.

Couldn’t be bought

When Jeff went to jail

I feared he might squeal

I had him killed in his cell

That closed the deal

Jeffery was my best friend

But it was me he dumped

Now I have no friends

I’ve been trumped